Dear President Obama: We’ve got a Bold alternative to the Fireside Chat
First of all, let me congratulate you on finally taking office. I’m sure you are relishing the sound of “Mr. President” without that pesky “Elect” modifier. Look out for the “Hail to the Chief” song though – that’s going to get annoying, but quick.
Everyone knows that you’re addicted to your BlackBerry and we totally get it. Staying in ‘real-time’ touch is important and we support you whole-heartedly. Heck, it’s what we do over here at BoldChat.
I understand that the Secret Service is concerned about your desire to stay connected and I’ve been thinking that we might be able to help you out. You see, our hosted live chat solution is secured away in a tier-one datacenter which would mean all you’d need is a computer with an internet connection. The Secret Service can’t have a problem with that, can they?
So, here’s the deal – I’m offering you a free BoldChat account for as long as you need it. You can install our client software on as many computers as you want (in the White House, on Air Force One, in your new limo) and anytime you feel like it, you can log in and accept live chats from your fellow Americans.
Our solution is so easy to use we’re willing to bet Sasha could do it in her sleep. The White House pooch – whenever it arrives – could probably do it too.
Here’s something cool – you can customize the chat buttons that will appear on www.whitehouse.gov and www.barackobama.com. When you’re logged in and ready to chat, you could, for instance, have a button like this:
When you’re too busy (it’s gonna happen), the system will automatically change your button to, say, something like this:
You want to engage the people? We’ve got a great way to do it. Anyway, I’m serious about our offer. When you want to take advantage of it, give me a ring, send me an email, or initiate a live chat session with us.
Yours Truly,
Ross A. Haskell
Director of Marketing, BoldChat
ross@boldchat.com
316-630-9933